What? What do you mean?
You look like shit. Your hair looks like someone tried to glue it back on but then you went to sleep before the glue was dry, and the pillow stuck too. And then you tried to pull it off, but didn't quite succeed, and that's what that weird bald spot is about.
I just... It's just wax. And some gel. And some hair spray. What's wrong with that?
Just being honest. Nothing wrong with being honest, is there? And what's with the deathly pallor?
Oh. I... Too much sun is bad for you, right? Also, I'm pretty tanned now.
Going goth, looks like to me. Well, you're gonna want to dye that bald spot black and find some lipstick somewhere. You do have make up, don't you? I mean that pallor can not be natural. Or maybe it's the shirt that just drains the color right out of your face. Haven't seen a lime green like that since those creepy DIY aerobics videos from the early nineties.
But... I thought this color was back in fashion now? Kinda?
Yeah. Like the scrunchie, slalom-skiing, wearing your high-cut swimsuit on top of a pair of leggings, and NKOTB are back in fashion, which by the way would match that shirt and the bald spot to a T. All you need now is to open your mouth, display those teeth and you're set.
And it'll be like the year 2000 never, ever happened.
And so it's out of my system.
Good riddance.
