The train to 'aren't we lucky it's weekend' is leaving. It will be making stops at 'you have a car, why don't you try leaving the house with it', 'because I was sick this week', 'sick my ass, you hypochondriac', and 'I feel too gassy to leave the house'.
Get on board.
Here are a few things to mull over on the way:
In Finland, an hour-long power outage at a popular mall makes the news.
"The Danish youth are spoiled, childish and inflexible," says a sociologist in the Danish press.
Both in the Finnish and South African media the most prominent aspect about Obama smoothing over the arrest of Henry Louis Gates Jr. seems to be that he was doing it over a beer.
"It's impossible to predict the entire summer's weather," confesses a Finnish meteorologist on the front page of a newspaper.
Oh, and lest we forget there's a couple of them wars, famines and one huge honkin' climate change going on.
But we already know about them.
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